Hattie Louise Brown - オンライン･メモリアル･ウェブサイト

 1.    My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
       'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' 
 2.    My mother taught me RELIGION: You better pray that will come out of the  carpet.' 
 3.    My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'  
 4.   My mother taught me LOGIC: Because I said so ..... that's why.' 
 5.   My mother taught me MORE LOGIC: If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.' 
 6.    My mother taught me FORESIGHT: Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'
 7.    My mother taught me IRONY: 'Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.'
 8.    My mother taught me about the scientific process of OSMOSIS:
        'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.' 
 9.    My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM: 'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?'
10.   My mother taught me about STAMINA: 'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'
11.   My mother taught me about WEATHER: 'This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it.'
12.   My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY: 'If I told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't exaggerate!' 
13.   My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE: 'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'
14.   My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: 'Stop acting like your father!' 
15.   My mother taught me about ENVY: 'There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have parents like you do.' 
16.   My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION: 'Just wait until I get you home..'
17.   My mother taught me about RECEIVING: 'You are going to get it when you get home!'
18.   My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE: 'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, your face is going to freeze that way.' 
19.   My mother taught me about ESP: 'Put your sweater on. Don't you think I know when you are cold?'
20.   My mother taught me HUMOR: 'When that lawn mower cuts your toes off, don't come running to me.' 
21.   My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT: 'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'
22.   My mother taught me about GENETICS: 'You're just like your father.'
23.   My mother taught me about MY ROOTS: 'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?
24.   My mother taught me WISDOM: 'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.' 
25.   And my favorite -- My mother taught me about JUSTICE: 'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.